He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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