I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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