Swine flu. Run for my life!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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