Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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