Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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