I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just tell him i said nine months
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
