i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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