Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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