I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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