Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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