She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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