shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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