the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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