You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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