Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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