I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
