everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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