i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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