I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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