I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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