i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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