so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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