i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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