question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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