doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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