Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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