ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
