I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
