Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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