sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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