We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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