Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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