And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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