I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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