Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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