I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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