i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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