haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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