Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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