Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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