He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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