Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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