Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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