brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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