sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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