the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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