Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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