the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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