He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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