So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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