She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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