do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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