everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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